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If the SEC can beat the SEC
that proves that nobody |
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can beat the SEC.
-I'm not disputing that, |
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but are we sure
they didn't the wrong Tigers? |
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Maybe it was supposed
to be auburn. |
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Well maybe it was.
Alright, shut up |
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and get your head
into the clouds. |
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It's time for "What's
that cloud look like?" |
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Hope you remember
how to play Greengrass. |
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00:00:22 |
It's not a hard game Kenny.
-First cloud. |
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Jesus, what the hell
is that? |
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00:00:25 |
It's Alex Smith's tongue,
you dummy, |
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which he's been flapping
lately |
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saying his 49ers are good enough
to win despite him. |
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Hate Alex Smith
but love the confidence. |
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I'd be worried
if I were the Saints. |
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Smith is living proof that there
is no quarterback more dangerous |
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than one who can win
without playing well. |
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I hate him
and his confidence. |
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Quit talking about being carried
by your teammates |
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and prove it on the field.
Show us once and for all |
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you're useless without Frank Gore
and a tough defense. |
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His team is 13-3 and Smith threw
for less than 200 yards a game. |
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This freeloader has nothing left
to prove. |
| 00:00:53 |
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He has to prove how superfluous
he is in the playoffs. |
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00:00:58 |
Is Smith really a guy who can
take a sack on third and one |
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but then get the ball back
on muffed fair pass? -Yes he is, |
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and I guarantee Vernon Davis
will have to wrestle |
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at least one
badly underthrown lob |
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away from a cornerback
in the end zone. |
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You're going to eat your words
come Saturday. -I disown all my words |
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the second I say them.
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Next cloud! -This one
is a giddy Tom Coughlin. |
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You read that off the prompter.
-So what? |
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Coughlin reacted to the Giants'
first round domination |
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of the Falcons
by freaking everyone out |
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with a bizarre,
uncharacteristic smile. |
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In his post-game interview,
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Coughlin used the words
"excited" and "Fun, |
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but then followed them
with his usual hissing sound. |
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He also walked around
the locker room |
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praising players
for doing well. |
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Everyone is on edge
right now. |
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Something's obviously
very wrong |
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but no one knows what.
|
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He might actually be happy about
the way the Giants are playing |
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or he might by dying.
-I'll bet you anything |
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he's already dead and someone else
is inhabiting his corpse. |
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Crazy days in New York.
|
| 00:01:44 |
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Look how small Brandon Jacobs is
this week. |
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They explained that picture.
He was just far away, |
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much like this cloud.
-Is that another Tom Coughlin |
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or a cat?
-I emailed Doc |
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and told him
you'd never get that. |
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I can't believe that's something
you talk about. |
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It's a cloud with pinstripes
for Bernie Williams, |
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the former Yankee
who was denied entry |
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into baseball's hall of fame
this week |
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because of what voters called
|
| 00:02:03 |
00:02:05 |
"that fruity jazz guitar
thing of his." |
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Bernie's chances for the hall
shouldn't ride |
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on whether or not
he released an album |
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called "The Journey Within"
|
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featuring both a song called
"Stranded on the Bridge" |
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and a cover of Kansas'
"Dust in the Wind". |
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Yes those are good reasons
to deport the man |
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but this should be about
his performance on the field. |
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He was a weak-armed outfielder
who only had 287 home runs |
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and never led the league
in any major offensive... |
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00:02:25 |
Great, let's keep him out
of the hall for that. |
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Well that and the fact
that he played stupid jazz guitar. |
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Sorry, I can't separate them.
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Alright those are all the clouds
we could find |
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but stick around.
After the break |
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we're going to talk
about Tim Tebow |
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until we fall asleep.
|
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Nobody can fall asleep
to your voice |
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even if you are talking
about Tebow. |