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Please be advised today's session is being
recorded for Representatives' Cummings |
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reality show.
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-Um, for the record, Mr. Chairman, we see it
as less of a reality show and more of a |
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docu-drama.
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-Noted, now let's begin.
Representative Haller. |
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-Everyone just act natural...
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-The nations coastal economies are home to
over 50 million jobs. |
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The oceans must be protected! to ensure the
nations fiscal health. |
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-Rep. Haller, are you aware that the nation
is still recovering from a crippling |
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recession? Or are you immune to that over
there in your perfect little 12th district of |
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Pennsylvania? I'm so sick of the way you act!
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-Look, my constituents are counting on me.
And I may not know much about legislation, |
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but I won't let them down.
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-I'm sorry.
Look I know I have the tendency to rub people |
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the wrong way.
You know how I am. |
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A big Diva, a blow-hard, the Rep. everyone
loves to hate. |
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-Please proceed Rep. Haller, we still need
to adress the proposed restrictions |
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on commercial fishing.
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-Nobody better test my fish history, I don't
like anyone messing with my amendments. |
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-Rep. Cummings I know you want to protect
your legislation... |
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-You think you know me? you don't know the
first thing about me! |
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Or where I come from or what Iv'e been
through! |
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-I have been to your district many times.
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-Are you trying to get in my face Mr.
Chairman? |
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-Hey, hey, hey, I may be a star struck
newbie Rep. Just trying to make my way |
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in the big city, but I know we have to work
together. |
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-I'm sorry, I hate fake-ness. You know that.
When I think someone is being fake, |
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I call them on it. I'm sorry.
-Apology accepted. |
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Rep. Haller please continue with your
statement. |
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-Yes, please, proceed.
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-Rep. Cummings, put those away.
-Put my Swifty Duster away? |
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I will, in just a few seconds... Which is
all it takes to make a dusty table like this, |
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shine like it's brand new.
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-This meeting is to discuss shoreline
development, not for cleaning. |
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-Swiffering, let the record show that we are
swiffering. |
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-They work great on fabric too!
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-Rep. Haller your time is nearly up.
-...These handbags I'm designing, |
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they're called Handbags From The Hill.
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I'm hoping to have them in stores by next
spring. |
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-Rep. Cummings, we have 30 minutes remaining
in this meeting, |
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and according to the docket, you have a
special witness scheduled to speak, |
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on the subject of The Shoreline Developement
Act. |
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-Yes we do, ladies and gentlemen of
the committee, |
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please welcome Alex McCord and Simon Van
Kempen. |
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-Is everyone ready to hear about sustainable
marine shoreline development? |
