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Please, just don't vote.
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Don't vote.
Don't vote. |
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Don't vote.
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No seriously, don't.
You don't care. |
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What's the point
Don't. |
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Don't vote.
Don't vote, Really. |
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This is one of the biggest financial disasters
in American history. |
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Why would you vote?
Why would you vote? |
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Who cares the economy is in the toilet.
Who gives a shit? |
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I don't care. I got so much money.
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Don't.
Out of the question. |
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Don't vote.
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Because who cares about, you know,
your children's education. |
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Reading. Literacy. Really?
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You're right. Don't vote.
It's a bad idea. |
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You don't have to.
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Who cares about global warming
and the fact that... |
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our polar ice caps are melting.
I hear polar bears can swim. |
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I forbid you to vote.
Stay where you are. |
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Don't vote.
Because who gives a shit about terrorism? |
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The right to choose, the right to life, the right-
any right. |
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I got 19 kids, never used abortion once.
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Seriously. Do not vote.
Voting is absurd. |
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It's rediculous.
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Who cares
-about the war on drugs? |
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I've never fought a war on drugs.
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I've never done shit on drugs
besides played Halo2. |
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Do not vote.
There's no point. |
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Why?
Who cares about Darfur? |
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Darfur? I don't even know what the f#*k that is!
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That sounds like a T-shirt company to me.
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You don't care? I don't care.
Don't vote. Whatever you do, don't vote. |
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Nobody's listening to you.
So hey, you know what? |
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F#*k it.
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Don't vote unless you care about healthcare.
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If you think that everybody deserves to be taken
care of when they're sick, then- |
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maybe you should actually reconsider.
Maybe you should vote. |
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If you care about gun control,
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women's rights, civil rights,
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rising gas prices,
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social security,
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the war, then you should vote.
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I mean you could vote if you,
you care about welfare, minimum wage, |
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the economy, gay rights, abortion rights,
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education,
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first ammendment, second ammendment,
all of the ammendments, |
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or your future, or the world,
or our country, |
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everything.
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Unless you cared that what you felt
about these issues might be exercized. |
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I care.
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Does, does that matter to you?
Because if it does? Then maybe you ought to vote. |
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You know you have to register to vote right?
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I mean, you do know that, right?
You have to register first, in order to vote. |
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You know that right?
You gotta register to vote. |
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I can't believe I'm even saying this.
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You must register in order to vote.
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The deadline is days away.
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You know, in some states it's October 4th.
And then that's it. |
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And then your power's gone.
You have no choice. |
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It's very easy, it takes a few seconds.
The website is right here. |
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You're probably online right now, aren't you?
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You can literally register to vote while you're
pooping, if you have a laptop. |
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All you need is a mouse.
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What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna wait around while
you write this information down. |
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Me too.
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I'll wait as well.
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I'll wait too.
I'm gonna take off my bra under my shirt. |
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I mean this is really only about your future.
So we don't want to interrupt, you know. |
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What are you doing, watching TV?
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You're obviously smart enough to play Scrabble
on this thing, or Poker, |
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or whatever you're doing.
Or porn, it's none of my business. |
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I'm waiting, just waiting for a couple of people.
-I know but we gotta go. |
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No, no. It's important. They need to register.
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You know, we're kinda waiting around for it.
I mean, I don't have a watch |
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but, I'll wait a little, you know, I'll wait
a little while longer while you do this. |
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What are you up to later?
I mean, wanna hang out? |
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After you're done registering
that's a possibility. |
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Anybody know how to work this?
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Oh no.
Oh. |
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Okay, so look. If you're like me and
you're already registered to vote, that's cool. |
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But your responsibility goes
much deeper than that. |
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I need you to take this and send it to 5 people.
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Just send it to 5 people that care as much as
you think you care. |
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5 friends.
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God, I hope you have at least 5 friends.
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I did have 5 friends.
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If you have more, send it to more friends.
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They'll watch it, they'll do the same thing.
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And they're going to tell 5 of their friends.
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1,2,3,4
-5. Five friends. |
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And they'll send it to 5 friends,
-and then it'll be exponentially |
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5 friends and 5 friends
-and then 5 and 5 and 5. |
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Send it to 5 friends and they're gonna send it to
5 friends, and then it's gonna be like... |
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rampant like herpes!
But for positive. |
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I mean seriously, after all this,
after this whole video, if you're not gonna vote |
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I don't even know what to say to ya anymore.
You know you have to vote. |
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Cuz you know you gotta vote right?
I mean, you know that, right? |
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Wait a second, sorry.
Did you register? -Yes. |
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You did?
-Mm-hm. |
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That's what I'm talking about.
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What's your name?
-Julie. |
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You gotta be like Julie. Thanks.
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