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And then you know, John McCain was like
he's gonna have to top that. |
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So today he announced.
You think only in America. |
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Hey let me tell you something.
My VP pick, is the Governor of Alaska, |
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a unknown hockey mum,
named Sarah Palin, |
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that nobody every heard of.
The only job she ever had before this, |
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in politics, was the Mayor of a small town,
known as Wassila, Alaska. |
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And now she has the opportunity
to be on a ticket, |
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opposite Barack Obama,
the first black man she's ever seen. |
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Only in America, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Only in America. |
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I'm not kidding. She was the Mayor of Wassila,
population 7,000, |
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before she became the Governor of Alaska,
population San Bernadino. |
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This isn't a Presidential ticket
it's a sitcom. |
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The Maverick and the Milf.
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Oh boy. Wilfred Brimley and Megan Malawi.
The Maverick and the Milf. |
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Are you kidding me the Mayor of Wassila,
Alaska. Yeah that's who you want, |
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in a time of crisis in the White House.
When she got a phone at three in the morning, |
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it was because a moose had gotten
into the garbage can. |
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I think this is pertinent because
McCain has been running this campaign, |
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based on, we're at war.
It's a dangerous world out there, |
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the Democrats don't get that
and it's a dangerous war. |
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I, John McCain am the only one standing
between the blood thirsty Al Quaeda's, |
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and you.
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But if I die,
the stewardess can handle it. |
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Wow.
I am not kidding. |
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Governor Sarah Palin,
whatever, I'll learn it. |
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When they were vetting her for this job,
like three seconds ago, |
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she said quote, I'm not making this up,
"what is it exactly that the VP does every day?" |
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Let me field that one for you Sarah.
They start wars, they enrich their friends, |
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they subvert the constitution,
and they shoot people in the face. |
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That's what the Vice President does.
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I mean, an Alaskan hockey mum,
is a heartbeat away from the Presidency. |
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When McCain says country first.
This country, is that what he's talking about? |
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And the McCain people,
they believe that Americans, |
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will disregard her inexperience,
because they will fall in love with her story. |
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She was a runner up,
I'm not making this up, |
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in the 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant.
Which may sound trite, |
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but you try walking in high heel
snow shoes. |
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And the trump card,
why Americans will fall in love with her. |
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She's got 5 kids.
How could you not vote for someone, |
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who has 5 children, including an infant.
Some touching details about the infant. |
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It has Down's syndrome.
She had it when she was 43 years old. |
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And it looks a lot like John Edwards.
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I mean, 5 kids.
Does anyone in that party understand, |
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the concept of pulling out?
I got it out of my system thank you very much. |
