YouTube - Chris Rock about the War on Terror
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Chris Rock - Standup Comedy at its best: This time about American and the War on Terror, what Bush did to get your mind of the War!!!
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00:00:02 00:00:06 But Yo, don't let Coby, don't let all this celebrity news fool you.
00:00:06 00:00:13 Right now all this stuff going on the news is just a trick to get your mind off the war.
00:00:13 00:00:19 It's all it is, a trick to get your mind off the war, ok?
00:00:20 00:00:27 I think Bush sent that girl to Coby's room, Bush sent that girl to Coby's room,
00:00:27 00:00:30 Bush sent a little boy to Michael Jackson's house.
00:00:31 00:00:33 Bush killed Lacey Peterson,
00:00:36 00:00:46 Bush was Paris Hilton that video. All to get your mind off the war.
00:00:46 00:00:50 Bush lied to me, they all lied to me. We got to go to Iraq, because they are
00:00:50 00:00:54 the most dangerous country on earth. They are the most dangerous regime in the world.
00:00:55 00:00:58 If they're so dangerous, how come it only took two weeks
00:00:58 00:01:02 to take over the whole fucking country? Shit!
00:01:05 00:01:08 Man, you couldn't take over Baltimore in two weeks.
00:01:21 00:01:24 Now, the war was cool when it was started, it was great, man!
00:01:24 00:01:28 Brought lot of patriotism, patriotism, beautiful. Beautiful. But slowly but surely,
00:01:29 00:01:34 the patriotism turned into hatretism, right? People started freaking out, the war was weird
00:01:34 00:01:37 because you watched TV, you see these weird white guys,
00:01:37 00:01:41 nobody here, you guys are ok. But you see these weird white guys
00:01:42 00:01:46 getting overly patriotic and they have their flag hats on flag drawers,
00:01:47 00:01:52 flag pick ups and "I'm American man, I'm American. Fuck all these fucking foreigners.
00:01:53 00:01:57 I'm American, I'm American." Hey, calm the fuck down.
00:01:57 00:02:02 And there was a lot of excepted racism when the war started, there was excepted...
00:02:02 00:02:06 "I'm American man, I'm American man, fuck all these foreigners" and that was cool.
00:02:07 00:02:11 Then it was, "I'm American, I'm American man, fuck the French," that was cool.
00:02:11 00:02:13 "I'm American, I'm American, fuck all these Arabs"
00:02:14 00:02:18 and that was cool, then they went to... "I'm American, I'm American,
00:02:18 00:02:20 fuck all theses illegal aliens," then I started listening.
00:02:21 00:02:24 Because I know Niggers and Jews is next.
00:02:31 00:02:36 It's like, any day now. That train is never late.
00:02:40 00:02:45 But the whole country has got a fucked up mentality. We all got a gang mentality.
00:02:46 00:02:49 Republicans are fucking idiots and Democrats are fucking idiots,
00:02:50 00:02:53 the Conservatives are idiots and Liberals are idiots.
00:02:53 00:02:59 Anyone that makes up their mind before they hear the issue is a fucking fool, ok?
00:03:05 00:03:10 Everybody! No, no everybody is so busy want to be down with the gang,
00:03:10 00:03:16 "I'm conservative, I'm liberal, I'm conservative" It's bullshit! Be a fucking person, listen!
00:03:17 00:03:21 Let it swirl around your head, then form your opinion.
00:03:22 00:03:28 No normal decent person is one thing, ok? I've got some shit I'm conservative about,
00:03:29 00:03:33 I've got some shit, I'm liberal about. Crime, I'm conservative,
00:03:33 00:03:36 prostitution, I'm liberal!
00:03:43 00:03:46 And they keep trying to scare us, everybody's trying to scare us.
00:03:46 00:03:49 Tell us to be on the look out for Al Qaeda. Like where, where, where?
00:03:51 00:03:54 I ain't scared of AL Qaeda, I'm from Brooklyn, I'll give a fuck about Al Qaeda, ok?
00:03:55 00:04:01 Shit, motherfucker Al Qaeda, shit! Did Al Qaeda blow up the building in Oklahoma? No!
00:04:02 00:04:09 Did Al Qaeda put Anthrax in your mail? No! Did Al Qaeda drag James Bird
00:04:09 00:04:13 down the street till his eyeballs popped out of his fucking head? No!
00:04:15 00:04:19 I am not sacred of Al Qaeda, I'm scared of Al Cracker.
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