YouTube - French and Saunders - Schoolgirls
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This is a French & Saunders skit where they are acting as schoolgirls. ...you just don't demand respect miss, you earn it...
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00:00:05 00:00:08 Miss, can we have a window open in here please? It's really hot.
00:00:08 00:00:10 Yeah, Miss,
00:00:10 00:00:12 can we go outside please?
00:00:12 00:00:15 Then we can check how many people can sit in the round-a-circle, can't we?
00:00:15 00:00:17 Yeah, we could do...
00:00:18 00:00:20 Miss, are you going to be a real teacher please?
00:00:21 00:00:23 Yeah. 'Cuz you're just a student, aren't you Miss?
00:00:25 00:00:26 Miss,
00:00:26 00:00:28 what's your name please Miss?
00:00:28 00:00:29 Ms. Wobble.
00:00:30 00:00:32 Did you saw Ms. Wobble?
00:00:32 00:00:34 -Well it sounded like Wobble. - It sounded like that to me.
00:00:34 00:00:37 You're going to have to speak clearer if you're going to be a proper teacher Miss.
00:00:37 00:00:39 Miss, Miss,
00:00:39 00:00:41 what's your first name please?
00:00:41 00:00:43 - Yeah. - Well you know mine Miss.
00:00:43 00:00:44 Yeah.
00:00:44 00:00:47 You don't just demand respect Miss, you earn it.
00:00:49 00:00:50 Oh, and Miss,
00:00:51 00:00:52 we know it's a "V" anyway,
00:00:52 00:00:54 because it's on the register, and it's on your key ring isn't it.
00:00:54 00:00:56 So, is it Veronica, or Vera?
00:00:57 00:00:59 Yeah, or Veruca.
00:01:00 00:01:02 - It's Virginia. - Virginia.
00:01:02 00:01:04 Virginia. Virginia.
00:01:04 00:01:07 Virgin, Virgin, Virgin.
00:01:08 00:01:10 Oh Miss, you shouldn't let them laugh at you Miss,
00:01:10 00:01:11 that's not fair everybody.
00:01:11 00:01:13 Shut up everybody. She's good.
00:01:19 00:01:22 Miss, this is strawberry lip salve.
00:01:28 00:01:29 Miss, I'm sorry, can I stop please?
00:01:29 00:01:32 Because I just can't see the point of maths, Miss.
00:01:32 00:01:33 Can we have a debate about it please?
00:01:33 00:01:35 Can we have a debate about it please?
00:01:50 00:01:51 Miss.
00:01:54 00:01:55 Miss.
00:01:56 00:01:58 Is that a spider on your lip, Miss?
00:01:58 00:02:00 Oh no, it's just a big hairy mole.
00:02:00 00:02:01 I thought it was a spider.
00:02:03 00:02:04 Miss, excuse me,
00:02:05 00:02:06 do you use a mouthwash or not, Miss?
00:02:07 00:02:09 Yeah, 'cuz it's nice to have a clean fresh mouth isn't it,
00:02:09 00:02:11 in a classroom Miss? - Yeah.
00:02:14 00:02:15 Miss. Miss.
00:02:15 00:02:17 Are you a Lesbian?
00:02:18 00:02:20 Miss, because we don't know what that means, Miss.
00:02:20 00:02:23 - We'd like to learn. - We'd like to learn about that please, Miss.
00:02:27 00:02:28 Miss.
00:02:28 00:02:29 Miss.
00:02:29 00:02:31 I'm serious now, there's been a really serious robbery in my desk, Miss.
00:02:32 00:02:33 Right, right, I mean it.
00:02:34 00:02:35 My Ah-Ha pencil case is gone, right.
00:02:36 00:02:39 That means that, like, there is a burglar in this classroom, Miss.
00:02:39 00:02:40 I'm going to check in my desk.
00:02:40 00:02:43 - Yeah, she's going to check... - Oh no!
00:02:43 00:02:44 - Miss. - Miss.
00:02:45 00:02:46 I've had a burglar as well Miss.
00:02:46 00:02:47 Excuse me Miss.
00:02:47 00:02:49 All my French projects have gone Miss.
00:02:49 00:02:50 And mine has.
00:02:50 00:02:51 - All my French projects.. - Yes.
00:02:51 00:02:53 Anyone in this class has got that I'm really going to kill you.
00:02:54 00:02:56 Oh Miss, this is really important
00:02:56 00:02:58 because I've got to hand that in at break to Ms. Dubois. - Yeah.
00:02:58 00:03:02 Oh no. Miss, can you write a note please? And say what happened.
00:03:02 00:03:05 - Yeah, 'cuz you saw it, didn't you Miss? - You saw it happen Miss.
00:03:05 00:03:07 Miss?
00:03:07 00:03:09 Miss?
00:03:09 00:03:11 She's gone to get Mrs. Gillis. She's gone to get Mrs. Gillis.
00:03:11 00:03:13 If she's gone to get Mrs. Gillis I'm going to say that she's had a nervous breakdown.
00:03:18 00:03:21 - Good morning Mrs. Gillis. - Good morning Mrs. Gillis.
00:03:22 00:03:24 We were just trying to get on with our work, Mrs, Gillis.
00:03:26 00:03:27 My French...
00:03:27 00:03:28 She's got her...
00:03:30 00:03:32 No, I don't think you should have to call the police Miss.
00:03:32 00:03:34 I think it's an internal matter. - Yeah.
00:03:34 00:03:37 - Yes we will Mrs. Gillis. - Yes we will Mrs. Gillis.
00:03:39 00:03:40 - Morning Mrs. Gillis. - Morning Mrs. Gillis.
00:03:42 00:03:44 Now you head out of this school now Wobbly.
00:03:44 00:03:47 Yeah. And Mrs. Gillis thinks you're completely out of control now.
00:03:53 00:03:55 I'm not feeling very well now Miss.
00:03:55 00:03:57 - I'm sorry. - Not feeling very well.
00:03:57 00:03:59 And I've started Miss.
00:03:59 00:04:02 Me and Karen will how to go to the nurse, won't we?
00:04:02 00:04:03 I think it's my migraine again Miss.
00:04:04 00:04:04 I'm always getting it.
00:04:05 00:04:07 She gets a migraine. She could faint Miss.
00:04:07 00:04:09 - I have fainted. - She has fainted.
00:04:13 00:04:14 - Bell. - Bell.
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