YouTube - Miley Cyrus BANGS HEAD on X-Factor! Bah Humbug Oprah! Cover Girl Buck!
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00:00:00 00:00:04 Miley Cyrus shakes her X-factor, Oprah tells her viewers buhumbug.
00:00:04 00:00:07 I am America's next top model, and holy crap, the What the Buck show
00:00:08 00:00:11 has 300,000 subscribers. Thank you!
00:00:13 00:00:16 What the Buck with Michael Buckley
00:00:18 00:00:20 Rate it even if you hate it
00:00:22 00:00:26 The X-factor, which is known for producing great talent, invited Miley Cyrus
00:00:26 00:00:28 and Britney Spears on the show last week to show the contestants:
00:00:29 00:00:32 "Hey, look, it's not so hard". Stay tuned for Wednesday's video
00:00:32 00:00:35 which will be devoted to the comeback of Ms. Spears, so let's focus now on Miley.
00:00:35 00:00:40 What an honor for the X-factor to have Miley Cyrus performing her smash hit song
00:00:41 00:00:43 "7 Things" live on their stage. I love the song on the radio,
00:00:44 00:00:46 but whenever she does it live I'm scared of her.
00:00:47 00:00:48 She has never been a dancer. You heard me!
00:00:48 00:00:51 She dances just run around back an forth and throws her head around.
00:00:51 00:00:55 This time it was like she was having a severe head bang, I thought she was having a seizure.
00:00:56 00:00:59 She needs to work on some new moves. Also that "Fly on the wall" song is dumb
00:01:00 00:01:02 and the choreography would be clever if it was 1983.
00:01:03 00:01:06 It's buggier than Harvey Clinger and his bugs. Over your head, but I had to say it.
00:01:07 00:01:10 Going steady is one thing, Marsha, but wearing false eyelashes is out.
00:01:11 00:01:15 I can't stop. Miley also posted a new Miley-Mandy video and their comedic skills
00:01:15 00:01:19 are back in full force. Miley screamed, Mandy screamed, other girls screamed.
00:01:20 00:01:24 And then they played Miley's song "See you again" and they made faces and lip sunc
00:01:24 00:01:26 and pretended to play the guitar. I love that they credit themselves
00:01:27 00:01:31 as "Miley as Miley" and "Mandy as Mandy", in case you thought maybe Miley was playing Mandy
00:01:32 00:01:35 And vice virgin. Then they had 2 minutes of bloopers and you're like,
00:01:35 00:01:38 "Oh, you rehearsed this? That's so cute." Miley, I noticed that in your bedroom
00:01:39 00:01:43 you have a silver "M". Me too. Whatever. What does yours stand for?
00:01:44 00:01:48 My stands for "Mortified that I have the same bedroom decor as a 16-year-old girl.
00:01:48 00:01:53 In sad news, Rosie O'Donnell attempt at returning to television and reviving
00:01:53 00:01:56 the old school variety show was a flop. The ratings, the reviews were poor
00:01:57 00:02:00 and it was the first and last installment of the series. I think the problem is
00:02:00 00:02:04 that Rosie likes what Rosie likes and it's probably fine on her Rosie Cruise
00:02:04 00:02:08 when people are trapped on a boat and drunk, and after they watch people tap dance.
00:02:08 00:02:13 But on TV we like to see funny things, and Gloria Esteban telling thanksgiving jokes
00:02:13 00:02:15 and Alanis Morisette singing in foreign toungues doesn't count.
00:02:16 00:02:19 It felt like I was watching "America's Got Talent" and I wanted to go....
00:02:20 00:02:22 It's too bad she didn't have the Jonas Brothers, then she'd be all set.
00:02:22 00:02:25 I love Rosie, I love variety shows, I didn't like it though,
00:02:25 00:02:27 so there must have been something wrong. The best part of the show
00:02:28 00:02:31 was when she gave lots of things away. Fun things. Unlike someone.
00:02:32 00:02:35 Oprah Winfrey is a greedy bastard dressed like Santa Clause with thighs that shook
00:02:36 00:02:39 when she laughed like 10 bowls full of jelly. She stood there, jolly old saint O
00:02:40 00:02:43 and her annual favorite things holiday episode, and gave the salivating crowd of ladies
00:02:44 00:02:48 dressed in bright pinks and greens and hopes of being on TV, NOTHING.
00:02:49 00:02:51 Every year, the studio audience - this is the one you want to be at.
00:02:51 00:02:56 Last year she gave away $7,000 worth of goodies. This year she gave away suggestions
00:02:57 00:03:00 how to have a thriftier holiday. And then you got to watch some woman cook
00:03:01 00:03:04 for like 20 minutes, but she did give one thing away - her book club book.
00:03:05 00:03:08 Bringing real meaning back to the holidays is my favorite thing too,
00:03:08 00:03:11 but when I go to the frikking Oprah show I want the frikking presents.
00:03:11 00:03:15 The words from your heart, yeah, they mean more than people, blah, what you can buy,
00:03:15 00:03:18 blah blah blah. The economy is bad but not for you, Harpo.
00:03:19 00:03:23 P.S if some bitch gave me home made salsa for Christmas and a cigar box or a note,
00:03:23 00:03:28 I would flip them over the couch. For real. And finally, this is the best part of any video,
00:03:28 00:03:32 I forgot to do top model cover girl commercial last week, so here it is:
00:03:32 00:03:37 "Eshe la kli un close-up". That's the dude's part. Once I get through that, I'm all set.
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00:04:13 00:04:17 America's next top model is me! Common question of the day,
00:04:18 00:04:21 answer any or all. Number one, what did you think of Miley on X-factor?
00:04:22 00:04:23 Why do you think she does that with her neck? It looks like it hurts.
00:04:24 00:04:27 Number two, who do you want to win X-factor? Keep me posted on what's going on there.
00:04:28 00:04:31 I love it. Number three, what did you think of Rosie live, why did you think it failed?
00:04:32 00:04:34 Did any of you watch? What are your thoughts? Who do you think could pull off
00:04:35 00:04:40 and prime time variety show? Four - why is Oprah such a selfish %#$&*?
00:04:40 00:04:44 With her billions of Dollars, and she told us to give each other salsa and boxes of notes,
00:04:45 00:04:49 what is the one super expensive, totally not practical gift you would want
00:04:49 00:04:53 for the holidays? And bonus - make a video response with your answers
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00:04:57 00:04:59 for a bonus video, where I answer all these videos and more.
00:04:59 00:05:02 And thank you again for 300,000 subscribers. Holy crap. That's amazing!
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00:05:10 00:05:13 I just totally didn't have anything to say, so I was just like, "lipgloss!", and the I went...
00:05:14 00:05:19 It's good to finish with an expression. Bam.
00:05:20 00:05:21 Please subscribe!
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