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00:00:05 |
Good Morning, I'd care
to purchase a chicken please. |
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00:00:07 |
Don't come here with that
posh talk, |
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00:00:11 |
you nasty stuck-up twit.
-I beg your pardon. |
| 00:00:12 |
00:00:13 |
A chicken sir, certainly,
here we are. |
| 00:00:14 |
00:00:15 |
And how much does that
work out to per pound, |
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00:00:18 |
my good fellow.
-Per pound your slimy trollop, |
| 00:00:18 |
00:00:20 |
what kind of a ponce
are you? |
| 00:00:21 |
00:00:22 |
-I'm sorry.
-4s 6p a pound sir, |
| 00:00:23 |
00:00:26 |
nice and ready for roasting.
-I see, I'd care to purchase, |
| 00:00:26 |
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some stuffing in addition
please. |
| 00:00:28 |
00:00:30 |
Use your own,
you great poovey pollager, |
| 00:00:31 |
00:00:33 |
- What?
- Ah certainly sir, some stuffing. |
| 00:00:33 |
00:00:34 |
Oh thank you.
- Oh thank you, |
| 00:00:35 |
00:00:37 |
says the great Queen like a
great la di dah poofta. |
| 00:00:39 |
00:00:40 |
I beg your pardon.
-That's all right sir, call again. |
| 00:00:42 |
00:00:44 |
Excuse me.
-What is it now you great pillock. |
| 00:00:46 |
00:00:47 |
Well, I can't help noticing
that you insult me, |
| 00:00:47 |
00:00:49 |
and then you are
polite to me, alternately. |
| 00:00:50 |
00:00:51 |
I'm terribly sorry
to hear that sir. |
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00:00:53 |
It's all right, it doesn't
really matter. |
| 00:00:54 |
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Tough titty if it did,
you nasty spotted prancer. |