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Phase 1 - The build up
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Get a girlfriend
Be together for a while
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Know that you're gonna be together forever
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Think that you're gonna be together forever
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Assume that you're gonna be together forever
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Start to wonder
if you're gonna be together forever |
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Start having sex a lot less often
Wonder if you are drifting apart
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Have an argument about her parents
Have an argument about your parents |
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Have no idea with who
she is speaking to on the phone |
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Notice that other girls
start looking you over
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Start complaining to your friends a lot
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Have an argument about your job
Have an argument about your clothes |
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Have an argument about Valentine's day
Have an argument about a frying pan |
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Break Up
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Phase 2 - The second childhood
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Feeling of relief
Feeling of anticipation |
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Feeling of adventure
Feeling of light stomach
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Start going to a lot of parties
Rediscover all the music that you like
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Start dating people casually
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Have a one night stand with the girl
you met on the bus
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Start making plans for your new future
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Receive a drunk call for your ex-girlfriend
on their way home from a party
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Meet at her place for a drink
Have Sex
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Phase 3 - The back together
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Talk about how much you've grown
Talk about how much you've missed each other
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Talk about how much better
things are now than before |
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Spend at least one major holiday
looking at the stars
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in the roof of your apartment building
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Sort of missing the feeling of freedom,
but that's ok |
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Sort of missing the feeling of adventure,
but that's ok |
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Sort of missing the music you were
listening to, but that's ok |
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Start not having sex as often again,
and that's not quite so ok
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Have a small argument about a movie
Have a medium argument about a money
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Have a large argument about whether or not
it is important
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to go to environmentally
responsible gas station
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Have a insane argument that you can never
really figure out what it was about
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Break up
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Phase 4 - The third childhood
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which incidentally is just like
a second childhood
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with a lot less enthusiasm.
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Go out to parties again,
but just for the hell of it
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Go out to bars again,
but just for the hell of it
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Start getting bored of relief
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Start getting bored of anticipation
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Start getting bored of adventure
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Start getting bored
of all the music you like
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Call your ex-girlfriend with a question
you don't need to know the answer to,
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but phrase it in a way that will certainly
indicate how much fun you are having
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Decide it is time to find a new girlfriend
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Notice that all the girls who were
looking you over stop looking you over
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Start looking to a lot of porn
Get kind of depressed
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Phase 5 - The recovery
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Start to hate being alone
Start to really hate being alone
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Start to really really totally
absolutely hate to be alone |
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Then decide that it is time
to learn how to be alone
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Get sorta of good at being alone
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Get better at being alone
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Assume that you are perfectly happy
and content about being alone |
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Get a new girlfriend
and repeat from beginning |